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SEBINEM STAN PARODY!!!
Dear SebCam, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, screw the system, what's been up, man?
I miss your laughter
I deactivated facebook too, it's way too much bother
If I make a new account, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her SebCam
I read your YouTube was demonetised too, I'm sorry
I had a friend delete himself over some ad money they didn't pay him
I know you probably hear this every day
But I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Keni
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Sam too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is SebCam.
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad...
Dear SebCam, you still ain't called or wrote
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's screwed up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside the caravan
You didn't have to
But you could've signed off or said goodbye, your words had value
It's like losing a brother to me, man, I cant be consoled.
We waited in the blisterin' cold for you
For four months, and you just said go to steemit
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like my dtube idol
I want to be just like you, man, you deserve more votes than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met by the blender?
You said if I'd write you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way; I'd never delete my youtube neither
Demonetization is my worse fear
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even eat watermelon and Im saving all the seeds
It's like adrenaline, this fruit is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real
And I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, SebCam; no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, SebCam
P.S. We should go an adventure too.
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad...
Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans
This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word – I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 20 on the driveway
Hey, SebCam, I drank a banana smoothie, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Sebinem
About that guy who could've save that other guy from doubtin'
But didn't, then Seb saw it all, after he'd already self-deleted?
That's kinda how this is
You could've rescued me from doubting
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand bananas now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I loved you, SebCam, we could've been an adventures – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
And you dream about it
And when you dream
I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
See, SebCam--shut up, comments! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Seb, that's youtube screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't give a steemit vote, I just moved to dtube, see, I ain't like you
‘Cause if youtube demonetizes us more
We'll all move dtube and steemit too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to steem this shit out?
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad...
Dear, SebCam, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
You said you've deactivated your facebook now. I totally agree.
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your channel that
And here's an autograph for your brother
I wrote it on a Sirina cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the caravan, I must've missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you'd like to delete your channel too? I say that shit just clowning, dawg
Come on, signing up with steemit; is up to you.
You got some issues, SebCam, I think you need some counselin'
To help your ass from bouncin' off the walls
When you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be on an adventure?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet at steemfest next year
I really think you and your youtube need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat dtube better
I hope you get to read this letter
I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you
But SebCam, why are you so mad?
Try to understand that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on steemit a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drinking smoothies, doubted youtube, moved to steemit
And he had his laptop in his car
And started steeming; I hope you hear it!
And in the car they found a tape
But they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, on dtube his name was... it was you, damn.
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